Certified YouTube Gangster
McVampire Mafia
Seeking information that could help me rank advance in the McVampire Mafia, I hacked this sneaky body double at a dinner party. After reading his stuff, I realized he was evilAF. And that Hillary Clinton was his partner. Apparently they started working together duing the Iran-contra affair, because they're both covert arms dealers for the CIA. And sadistic pedophiles.
Operation Burnback
They also both love to sow as much chaos, degeneracy, and violence as humanly possible, everywhere they go, all the time. So me and a crapload of other Anons took all the dirt from Hillary Clinton's emails, and used a bunch of bots from Fiverr to flood Twitter/Facebook with juicy clips during the 2016 election. Causing millions of voters to say #NeverHillary and stay home.
COINTEL Joker Rampage
Because I was posting Wikileaks, the Phoenix Field Office of the FBI labeled me a terrorist, and started relentlessly harassing me. In response, I went on a years-long Joker rampage and infiltrated all the places they are supposed to be protecting - military bases, computer chip factories, backbone data centers, etc. Got in under my own name [while on a terror watchlist].
That Escalated Quickly
Going Full Gaddafi
One day, Q dispatched me to this meeting with this old-school British Secret Intelligence Officer who lived in AZ. It was quite strange because normally with things I had done in the past, I would only get subtle psychic guidance from Q. But on this day, I got a nearly (2) hour briefing on how I needed to make a YouTube channel. One explaining how CIA drug dealing works, providing some personal background, and cultivating a big following. The dinospook then told me this very elaborate story about how back when they were installing Gaddafi, his team was all looking around at each other like "how in the F are we going to make this scrawny young kid the leader of this crazy ass country?" But he told me not to worry, because we are going to "Mad Dog everyone into submission, same way we did back then."
Some Examples of Mad-Dogging:
***These are just WORDS, which I already went to prison for, so try not to have a cow! ***
Arrested For Comedy Sketches On YouTube
The CIA and the FBI immediately started tripping and set out to destroy me. Even though I was just doing what their British friend told me to.
Prison Adventure
Pre-Trial Detention
The FBI didn't want me to be let out, because they said I was a "super hacker with a global network of support, who could disappear into the dark of night at any time." (Drama queens!) So when they couldn't keep me in jail, they sent informants to infiltrate my group. Can you guess how many of the people in this picture are FBI informants? (Hint: At Least 3)
Good Samaritans
Was going through a divorce at the time, and needed a custodian to stay out on house arrest. So some friends came and rented me an AirBnB.
Making Movies
We had lots of fun together filming content for each of our YouTube Channels and making a documentary with a fun crew from Portland.
Monkey Donged
FBI informants stole some pictures of me drinking a hard cider (at home). Which got me sent back to prison. So I did a crude PR stunt on the way in.
Kangaroo Justice System
They made me plead guilty to "extortion" (a mafia crime) because I told people on YouTube to make phone calls and send emails.
